tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas

That’s brutal.

aeonselapse:

Skinless “Pool of Stool”

I…slipped…and fell into a manhole. I discovered I was knee deep in doo-doo. A wave of turds swept me away, floating away with poop and pee to a solid waste management plant. Here I sit, with the shit —here I be, with the pee. 

Fleshgod Apocalypse - Blinded By Fear (At the Gates cover)
65 plays

bigblacknips:

people hate on this cover but i thought it’s pretty fucking sweet

As Blood Runs Black - Angel City Gamble
139 plays
getoutoftherecat:

get off of there cat. i would invest in a “wet paint” sign but i know you couldn’t read it anyways.

getoutoftherecat:

get off of there cat. i would invest in a “wet paint” sign but i know you couldn’t read it anyways.

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

conlasbotaspuestas:

Master Jeff Hanneman …

conlasbotaspuestas:

Master Jeff Hanneman …